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so i have 5 modules from hell. VISTA! learn to do shit in ways we already know. WORD: here's how to do background effects on a document! WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK!!!

So there's 5 of these. with 50-55 "tasks" each. you watch task. you practice task. you repeat task. And then at the school they test you on task.

And woe if you click a millimeter outside the "OK" range, as R discovered, by getting the big red WRONG!!!!

So he was cursing it, and silently glad he wasn't doing this. A man making how much as an IT senior specialist and he can barely get through this idiotic program because its not that we're stupid, but the program is set up for...well I don't know.

We're told its mandated by the ontario government, on which I now fervently hope they all get crusty oozing boils over their genitals, and that their cars never start on winter mornings. a pox on you fucktards.

EVERYONE has to do it. EVERYONE. from the building trades to dental assistants to jewelers. No lie, I don't use excel much and I have no use for powerpoint and I don't give a flaming monkey's red arse for outlook. I can see it of use for the office trades but the rest of us?

So tomorrow I'll start plowing through the damn training modules when R isn't home, and clear this godforsaken time suck inflicted on me by some pinheaded donkeyfucker in ontario gov who must be getting some kind of stellar kickback and sexual favors for having inflicted this.

Funny, for the hassle you'd think I'd at least be able to get OSAP. I mean, if you're going to fuck me over at least pay me.

airline snafus don't bug me, that shit just happens ( and that was the only second time in 15 yrs of flying that we came up on being bumped) but idiocy like this? RAAAAAAGE. It makes me want to punch things. what a fucking waste of my time.

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so i have 5 modules from hell. VISTA! learn to do shit in ways we already know. WORD: here's how to do background effects on a document! WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK!!!

So there's 5 of these. with 50-55 "tasks" each. you watch task. you practice task. you repeat task. And then at the school they test you on task.

And woe if you click a millimeter outside the "OK" range, as R discovered, by getting the big red WRONG!!!!

So he was cursing it, and silently glad he wasn't doing this. A man making how much as an IT senior specialist and he can barely get through this idiotic program because its not that we're stupid, but the program is set up for...well I don't know.

We're told its mandated by the ontario government, on which I now fervently hope they all get crusty oozing boils over their genitals, and that their cars never start on winter mornings. a pox on you fucktards.

EVERYONE has to do it. EVERYONE. from the building trades to dental assistants to jewelers. No lie, I don't use excel much and I have no use for powerpoint and I don't give a flaming monkey's red arse for outlook. I can see it of use for the office trades but the rest of us?

So tomorrow I'll start plowing through the damn training modules when R isn't home, and clear this godforsaken time suck inflicted on me by some pinheaded donkeyfucker in ontario gov who must be getting some kind of stellar kickback and sexual favors for having inflicted this.

Funny, for the hassle you'd think I'd at least be able to get OSAP. I mean, if you're going to fuck me over at least pay me.

airline snafus don't bug me, that shit just happens ( and that was the only second time in 15 yrs of flying that we came up on being bumped) but idiocy like this? RAAAAAAGE. It makes me want to punch things. what a fucking waste of my time.